Dearest readers, now that the curtain has just risen on President Donald Trump's second term, one cannot help but feel we've been cast as unwitting extras in a reality show that makes Neighbours look like high art. With plot twists aplenty and a cast of characters that would make any soap opera jealous, the question on everyone's lips is: How will this MAGA-show end?
Executive Orders Galore: A Blitzkrieg of Bureaucracy
In a move that would leave even the most seasoned bureaucrat gobsmacked, President Trump signed a record-breaking 26 executive orders within the first 24 hours of his term. One might say he's been busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad. From withdrawing the U.S. from the Paris Climate Treaty and the World Health Organization to declaring National Emergency at the southern border and deploying troops there, it's clear that the President is keen to make his mark—preferably in permanent ink. Groups of criminal illegal immigrants have already been gathered up like sheep to truck and deported to their country of origin via air mail – with varying levels of success as some countries refused to let such “valuables” land on their soil telling Uncle Sam he is more than welcome to keep that loot.
Democrats in Disarray: Can't Organize a Piss-Up in a Brewery
Meanwhile, the opposition appears to be as effective as a chocolate teapot. Donkey is currently the perfect mascot for this party that seems to be able to take a step forward. With internal squabbles and a lack of clear strategy, the Democrats are struggling to find their footing in this new political landscape. Some have even crossed the aisle to support the President's initiatives, leaving progressives crying into their craft beers. It's a fair dinkum mess, and one wonders if they could organize a piss-up in a brewery, let alone mount a credible opposition.
Foreign Influence: Who's Really Calling the Shots?
As the drama unfolds, a nagging question persists: Is President Trump the master of his domain, or are there unseen hands guiding his decisions? Reports have surfaced of significant earnings from foreign ventures during his first term, leading to concerns about potential conflicts of interest. It's enough to make one wonder if the real power lies not in the Oval Office, but in the boardrooms of oligarchs, both domestic and foreign. After all, when you're raking in the big bikkies, it's hard to keep track of who's doing you a solid. Will President Trump be able to Make America Great Again or cause it to become more vulnerable to specific foreign influence who could not like anything more than to cause division and decay from within America, by Americans themselves? Do not forget that the geopolitical Monopoly is also played with very subtle but effective means, operating away from the public eye, not just by threats, brute force and big boys’ guns.
The Nation Watches: Popcorn at the Ready
As we settle into this second season of political theatre, the whole world watches with bated breath—and perhaps a touch of morbid curiosity. Will the American President deliver on his promises, or will the plot take an unexpected turn? Only time will tell, but one thing's for certain: this is one show you won't want to miss. So grab your popcorn and favourite sedative because it's going to be an epic ripper ride.
Yours in perpetual observation,
Lady Wombat
